After which even extra helpfully, he served up a spoof clip of a determined, supply-chain-constrained TikTok influencer, who endorsed a large (too large) number of objects earlier than abruptly blurting out, “Please assist me! I’ve no marketable abilities!”

(The video under is ready to start out taking part in on the influencer portion of Colbert’s monologue, but when it doesn’t work correctly simply manually leap forward to the three:30 mark.)